don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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