I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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