If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
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First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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