I think im going to throw up on grandma
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
my sisters under your porch take her home
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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