Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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