I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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