I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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