Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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