1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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