okay pat passed out under dana's car
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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