PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
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I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
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I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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