Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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