they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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