some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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