I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
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I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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