If i come over, it means nothing
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
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he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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