If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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