And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.