i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.