i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
i don't wanna talk about it
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?