Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
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The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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