Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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