I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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