Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?