its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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