I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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