her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
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low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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