I'm eating all of the evidence.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
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its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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