Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
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The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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