so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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