You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
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We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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