Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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