She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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