My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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