I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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