Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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