Are we in a gay sports bar?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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