I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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