Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.