You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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