They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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