He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You need Xanax blowdarts
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It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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