so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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