okay pat passed out under dana's car
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
When did angry sex become our thing?
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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