Can Purell be used as lube?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I want a musical about memes.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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