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• (310): View more from California

  Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.

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• (716): View more from New York

  sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.

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• (212): View more from New York

  what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...

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