NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage