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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.

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• (909): View more from California

  Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?

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• (415): View more from California

  I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright

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