He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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