Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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