i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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