hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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