People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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