I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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either way he was missing a nipple.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"