Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration